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Swine Fever

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.
Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!
by Winniethefoo May 4, 2009
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to have sex with
yeah jodi said she'd swing with me, then she said she'd meet me at the park.......wtf?
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Uncultured swine

Someone is is dirty and worthless, like a pig, but comes through as a good friend and ,for some really odd reason, leaves a good taste in ur mouth, like bacon.
Latasha look at that dirty pig over there sucking dick. What a uncultured swine she is.
Two weeks later...
Latasha look at our little hoe over there sucking dick!! Man I am so happy she came through to us
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Uncultured swine

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swing digs

To punch an enemy or foe.
Brendan and cillian are going to swing digs
by Andrew Mulvenny December 20, 2008
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swinefluish

Something or someone that is bugging you. You're not sure why and really don't care, you just want it to go away.
She used to be a lot of fun, now I don't know. She's just so swinefluish.
by DThorne373 May 2, 2009
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swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.
John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
by BV4 May 6, 2009
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