captain stubing

Tea bagging with shaved balls.

Your shaved balls rubbing all over my face, now that's a captain stubing!

by Big Time Jimmy January 14, 2007

stud muffin

One who cause endorphins in the females brain which caues wet underware,orgasm juice spuhting down legs,horny,sexual tension,weakness of kness.It is brought on by a extremely rare elite class of male.JUST the presence,voice,mention,thought name of DARRELL THE STUD MUFFIN.

Girl that stud muffin makes me so horny.

by DARRELL THE STUD MUFFIN October 15, 2006

Studbone Derby

An event organised within the gay community of Newcastle whereby, many gays decend upon some local stables and partake tin a frenetic orgy with the Studs tethered in their stalls

by Terry October 30, 2003

nose stud

small metallic doodad for the side of the nose; used by chubby girls to boost their self-image, especially ones obsessed with their fugliness, who don't dare get a proper sexy nipple piercing

Mike: yo, you see that chick with the nose stud?
John: you mean the fat one?
Mike: duh.

by dawgdawg November 16, 2011

Stud Bagel

one who is hot enough
to melt cream cheese on a bagel
in the cold arctic circle of Zimbabwe

OHHHH EMMMM GEEEEE
what a stud bagel!!!!

by Asian Corn March 1, 2009

Pokemon Stadium

An impossible,unenjoyable game for Nintendo 64. See also: wordcash cow/word

Blade: Hey man,how did you beat Pokemon Stadium?
Hashmeer: I gamesharked 3 Mewtwos and 3 Mews,then I BARELY won the last battle,why?
Rex: Why the hell don't the pokemon ever make physical contact? 100 % idioth shaithe.

by 0niTTRay December 7, 2003

1-800-own-a-stud

A man whom you now "own" but initially rented from 1-800-rent-a-stud. After the initial 90 day trial period, you decided he was a keeper. Besides, the finance options were just too good to pass up. All payments on your rent-a-stud are now applied to your own-a-stud....and he's worth every damn penny!

I'm telling you, Darlene. My 1-800-rent-a-stud turned out to far exceed my expectations. I even pawned my Grandmother's ring just so I could afford the 1-800-own-a-stud option. But he was worth ever cent!

by irisisalive November 29, 2010