Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019

Thomas Stoner

Thomas Stoner is a moron

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron

by Cool guy42069 December 15, 2019

Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.

Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner

by TheProph3t January 10, 2021

minnow Stomper

A Man who is crushing or stepping on minnows with intense force.

That man is a minnow Stomper?

by Cameron Cummings January 11, 2021

Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

by El papi 305 January 12, 2022