sniperz

a jew bastard with to much time on his hands.

Paul is a real sniperz

by Chill May 5, 2003

beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

Tahh says "Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"
Matt says "But you will insist"
Tahh says nothing
Matt turns round and can't see Tahh till he looks down and realises that the beer sniper has claimed yet another victim..

by Matthew Benjamin Green November 14, 2007

Wesley Sniper

Excellent marijuana. Marijuana that allows one to enter a thoughtless state. Like a sniper's bullet of THC to one's cranium.

"That was some dank Wesley Sniper last night!" dank

by Buythisvowel? February 13, 2012

sniper

A bunch of bad asses

"hey that sniper teem is a bunch of bad asses"

by THAT BAD ASS!! May 23, 2003

sniper

really fucking awesome, like waking up to a girl giving u a blow job

omg remember when we went to st. l... that was a sniper weekend

by varv February 10, 2008

Slipe

When the target of a sniper suddenly slips or bends over the exact moment that the sniper fires his bullet, allowing the bullet to miss him completely, and leaving him unaware that he was seconds from death.

I've got him in my sights... BLAM!

*guy slips and lives*

Damn it! He sliped! Abort, abort!

by Ulisses June 28, 2008

facebook snipe

the act of commenting a silly or ridiculous statement on another persons status that was suppose to be a serious or meaningful status

today i did a facebook snipe by commenting on Billy's status about how he failed his math test by commenting "cheeseburgers... FACEBOOK SNIPE!"

by dolladollatipy'all! October 15, 2010