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Crying Starfish

When having sex in the "missionary position" the person on bottom simply flops down or over, with little or no enthusiasm, throws thier arms and legs open somewhat resembling a starfish then proceeds to cry or appear to be crying durring sex.
Tyrone asked Tequisha after watching a long movie if she wanted to participate in sexual intercourse, she sighed and said "I guess" and proceeded to the bedroom, threw herself on the bed, flopped her arms and legs open resembling a starfish and stayed in that position the entire time.
Every once in a while Tyrone would glance down and see Lequisha seem to be crying with anticipation that the end would be near.
After, Tyrone thought to himself, "wow that was like having sex with a crying starfish".
by Lola Low September 3, 2011
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sarff

A red haired penis so large it can fuck two women at once.
Shawn used his sarff on these two chicks but then their boyfriends walked in so he used it to polevault his ass out of there.
by GrantHarry April 27, 2008
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Snarfing

The act of snacking aggressively, especially on chip items.
Gal: *snarf* *snarf * *snarf*

Gal 2: Dood I know you're hungry but you've got to stop snarfing those hint o lime chips
by Staceysmom63 June 25, 2017
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Starfish Hooper

"Starfish Hooper" is another meaning for a gay man!
"did you know that bloke over there when we was at school? Women all round him back then... Can't believe he grew up to be a starfish hooper!!!
by Lodaz Boonaz July 9, 2009
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Starfish on a Turkey

Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.

A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.
"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)

"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)

"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"
by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013
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Starfish Cookie Cutter

"I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "

"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
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Starfish

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.
Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.
by Martini Muff July 16, 2016
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