Mercury Sable

A freaky, hideous-looking piece of shit that looks like a spider and drives like a snail. The newer Sables have been re-designed to look like something your 15-year-old son bought with spare change he found under your sofa.

The station wagon version of the Mercury Sable is truly the nail in the coffin.

by The D-Man December 10, 2006

shit stabber

feltcher boy

feltcher boy ees a batty shit stabber.

by kirsty November 19, 2003

stale brownies

An alternative to saying something is "stupid" or, more preferably, an alternative to saying something is "gay" or "retarded."

That test was so stale brownies!!

by Meghan December 8, 2004

stanley

A skinny ass jew loving muslim who loves to sit in back of the class wanking off to chicken, nugget, midget, gay porn. No one knows how stanleys are made but they are accounted for eminem thinking hes a rap god due to there retarded obsession towards him.

ugh i hate jews, stanley go away

by mac the peadophile August 19, 2018

Stanley Steamer

When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.

"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"

by Themostgiftedpenis-of-them-all January 7, 2012

Stale Smoke

This usually occurs when doing a waterfall bong type hit. The smoke will taste nasty and have a yellow tint, kids think they’re just fat hits but they dont realize they will get fucking cancer in 30 years due to these nasty ass rips

Dude thats not fat its just stale smoke

by SmokeVeteran420 December 23, 2018

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006