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Sanittraction

The feeling a germaphobic person gets when they see hand sanitizer, a strong, unbreakable, attraction.
P1: (sees hand sanitizer) OOH! HAND SANITIZER!
P2: Man, leave your stupid sanittraction behind and get over here!
P1: No...I can't...
by Cellalola August 1, 2011
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Spanish-American War

When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...
The Spanish-American War was kinda lame.
by Gay Bowser, Sr. April 17, 2020
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White Spaniard

A White Spaniard is a person that passes as a northern or western european more than their mediterranean counterparts. They have blond and red hair, blue and green eyes and look more British or French than a typical Spanish person.
by Ella negra mujer. October 2, 2019
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How to learn spanish

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.
Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.
by sir climer the great November 21, 2018
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Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.
by RickBAideai April 2, 2011
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spanish stove

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans
Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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white spanish

An inability all white people suffer, including myself, when they attempt to learn Spanish but unknowingly have a huge accent due to speaking English all their lives, but sticks out to all true speakers.
White person: hola ...Como estas?

Mexican person: dude you speak white Spanish.
by I don't give a crap July 25, 2014
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