Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.

I cant eat this, its a sock apple.

by desertbears July 10, 2010

Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock

Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking

by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013

Sock Color

Something you notice or ask for after a hookup or sex. A code word used as a thank you the morning after, and a sign of paying attention to a female.

Hey, your sock color looked good on you last night

by Butt Saggington September 23, 2019

warm sock

A sock that was recently cam in.

Bro that is my warm sock

by Max well 1234567 August 28, 2017

Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

by LucySutton November 23, 2021

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! April 01, 2022

Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.

I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.

by Maxatax1029 June 05, 2015