Sneaky Cannon 

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.

I had a sneaky cannon yesterday

Sneaky Cannon by Vtexis May 31, 2019

sneaky maintenance 

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.

Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.

sneaky maintenance by Poets Extraordinaire J and M June 29, 2019

sneaky peaker 

a fart that comes out without the person not noticing, usually older people

oh jesus grandpa did you shit your pants, no must have been a sneaky peaker

sneaky peaker by Sexyhotboy August 2, 2019

sneaky feet 

When yous feet are sneaky

“I didn’t hear you coming”

“Yeh I have sneaky feet”

sneaky feet by Sneakyfeet69 August 5, 2019

Sneaky Barrel 

When someone is hiding that they are getting fat.

Josh: Hey Sam, have you noticed something different about Robbie lately?

Sam: Ya he's been growing a sneaky barrel.

Josh: It's true he's been eating to many Doritos!

Sneaky Barrel by Amigo#1 October 4, 2019

sneaky jerk 

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home

oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls

sneaky jerk by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019

sneaky sludge puck 

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

sneaky sludge puck by OldGregFool January 8, 2020