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cooper smith

someones who is ugly and smelly and has a small cock but has a extremely sexy sister!! he also has genital warts
i hate that guy, hes a real cooper smith
by SCHOUW February 15, 2017
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Smithler

Mr. Smith is now...
Smithler: the Hitler of Braun!
(see Braun Educational Center)

Hitler:
Accused 1,000's of Jewish people for all the problems in Germany.

Wanted the tall and blonde, he was short and dark.

Waged wars of aggression on people from other countries.

Provoked the lives of many people, then we entered World War 2.

Cost the lives and money of many innocent people.

threatened the safety of the Jewish people.

killed many innocent people.

was the leader of the Nazis.

smith:
Accused 100's of kids for things they didn't do.

Wanted kids to have a good education, he was giving them a crappy one.

Used acts of aggression and harassment on kids from other schools.

Provoked the emotions of many kids, then the kid had to enter the Crisis Room.

Cost privileges and time of many kids.

threatened the safety and education of kids.

Killed the positive side of many innocent kids.

was the leader of evil teachers

SAME SHIT. DIFFERENT ASSHOLES.
Smithler: half Mr. Smith, half Hitler, ALL EVIL!

Tom: Man! we're getting laughed at by other schools cuz of Smithler!
by pimpmaster25 October 17, 2008
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Smithsack Surprise

When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.
Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.
by Agent Peterson May 20, 2009
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Smithed

Smithed (transitive verb)

To be unfairly, or unjustly categorized as a commodity or non essential. Usually related to employment.

Often one is Smithed prior to being demoted or terminated if there is no just business reason for being terminated or demoted.
He had been designing all the new dishes. After being Smithed by his incompetent boss he is just working in shipping.
by 82GOJDOE November 14, 2011
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Donovan Smith

A guy with huge nuts.
And he was a dog in his past life.
That guy is packin like Donovan Smith
by donovanforrestsmith September 3, 2009
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Justin Smith

The biggest clout chaser in the world. May suck a dick for a juul and/or shirts with rappers shirts.
Yo that’s Justin Smith he sucked off my friend for a Tupac shirt.
by Steamy_nut January 3, 2019
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gistsmith [jist-smith] /dʒɪst/smɪθ/

1.noun- one specially gifted in the craft of reducing words to their true meaning; a teller of truths.

2.verb- to extract the true meaning from a combination of words when these have been muddled by their author.
Origin: 2009, as a compound of 'gist' and 'smith', gistsmith was introduced into the American lexicon as a result of some people‘s inability to make sense. See entymonline.com for more info on 'gist' and 'smith'.
gistsmith jist-smith /dʒɪst/smɪθ/

1.noun- He is a gistsmith.
2.verb- Sophia gistsmithed her way through the senator's speech like it was nobody's business!

Visit www.thegistsmith.blogspot.com for examples of gistsmithing.
by G. Smithy August 24, 2009
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