slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023

Slow & Steady

Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.

Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.

Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021

Slow

Someone that is not caught up with the group or someone who has mental problems.

maya why are you so slow?
Cmon catch up

by Sleeksays November 20, 2018

Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice

Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home

by King leo69 January 26, 2021

country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.

Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.

by Meow Jones November 6, 2020

Slow roller

A shot of coke that comes on slow.

That shot was a slow roller.

by paultao22 September 30, 2019