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i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly
Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...
by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014
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poot and shoot

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.
by pufwizard February 14, 2015
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minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft
Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade
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Texas Six Shooter

6 round arm wrestling match. Left or right. Before every match a shot of booze must be taken. Time limits between matches can vary. Standard WAL and or WAF rules apply.
"You think your tough. Let's make it interesting with a couple shots"... other guy/woman responds. " let's make it a Texas Six Shooter"
by Is it my day off yet? May 7, 2019
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yo mama amy shooma

Whenever anyone asks Baylike or MaximilianMus a question in a Baylike video, they will only say yo mama amy shooma who is ms. piggy.
Baylike: Fcuk you Mck you smell like shit. That's what you smell like.
MaximilianMus: Are you talking about yo mama amy shooma? oh oh.
Baylike: What do you think about amy shooma?
by Froominator March 25, 2019
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The Spicy Nasal Shooter

Drinking 3 bottles of hot sauce, then proceeding to have a shit inside of some ones mouth, then to skull fuck them until spicy cummy shit comes out of their nostrils.
"Me and the missus tried the spicy nasal shooter last night, it's a good job she she loves it spicy"
by BigFiddleFinch November 6, 2019
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SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021
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