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this is a serious page so don't expect A JOKE
by Just do it man April 14, 2021
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Seniour

An alternative to the formal title "Senior" reserved for knobs; those who have phallic shape craniums.
Yours Truly

Name: Knob Head
Title: Seniour Surveyor
by Calm Beach September 8, 2021
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Senior leash

Airtazer
I need a senior leash for my wandering mom
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022
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senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...
Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"
by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022
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Seriously Dirty Dave

NOUN:

The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.

Verb:

¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.

² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.

Metaphor:

The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.

You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life

and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
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Seniorphobic

Basically, the fear and hate of seniors in different fields of work but mainly software engineering.
I'm seniorphobic and proud! To hell with them stuck up seniors with their ancient ways.
by MrSlab February 23, 2023
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