Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 09, 2015

Sausage casing

Pantyhose for big gals

It sure is hard getting into these darn sausage casings said Helen

by Dangit December 12, 2013

foreign sausage

Guys from another dorm. Used in a derogatory sense towards men who are trying to get into a party at a neighboring all-male dorm when there already aren't enough women to go around.

"You guys don't live here"
"So? There's a huge party here; we thought we'd come mooch your women and your beer"
"Dude, no foreign sausage"

by AngelaH May 12, 2008

Sausage Tosser

A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.

Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 11, 2018

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

by smith March 14, 2003

Sausage Milkshake

When you put whip cream on a penis and eat it off.

Susan: man im so full!

Francine: why?

Susan: i had a 2 liter sausage milkshake OH MAN IM ABOUT TO HURL!

by Jenna Lewis February 11, 2009

sausage biscuit

Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.

I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.

by Lady Farquad August 20, 2018