hide the sausage

Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.

Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.

by pantyteamaster May 9, 2009

sausage breath

The smell if your breath after sucking dick

That bitch has sausage breath !

by Ubby1013 March 29, 2016

foreign sausage

Guys from another dorm. Used in a derogatory sense towards men who are trying to get into a party at a neighboring all-male dorm when there already aren't enough women to go around.

"You guys don't live here"
"So? There's a huge party here; we thought we'd come mooch your women and your beer"
"Dude, no foreign sausage"

by AngelaH May 12, 2008

Sausage Slayer

A girl who fucks so hard, she fucks guys cocks up

Girl 1: Oh my god jodie, I heard what you did to that guys dick last night you Sausage Slayer!
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I fucked that guy Gooooood!
Girl 1: Damn you crazy girl!

by Shieldz October 10, 2008

Dropping Sausage

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

by esotericinsomniac February 28, 2015

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

Muddy Sausage

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.

"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"

by Edgyboiii August 29, 2016