Shit Meme

An internet meme (usually political) that takes a particular ideology or statement completely out of context for the sole purpose of belittling or inciting a particular political demographic. Shit memes are factually incorrect and rely on the laziness or stupidity of the reader to go unchecked. When shit memes are allowed to be shared without resistance, it takes on an effect similar to a virus, spreading misinformation to people at an exponential rate.

Originaly defined by "81RD5"

Shit Meme Poster: Posts a meme cherry picking a conservative city and a liberal city posting them side by side, with one photo showing the worst of city 1 and the other showing a beautiful skyline of city 2. A typical excerpt below the picture would compare how one political ideology runs the city 1 better because the shit meme creator happened to choose a nice skyline of that city 1 while posting a worn down neighborhood of city 2.

by AidanBTLF February 20, 2019

shit don't stink

Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.

Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008

Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.

Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009

Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008

Shit Shirt

Ugly terrible shirts that you wear around the house, possibly after taking a shower, or when you are about to go to bed. Although very hideous, they can be quite comfortable

I can not go outside like this with my shit shirt!

My shit shirt is an ugly gray, large t-shirt with pictures of nascar on it.

by Emosoccerplayer March 14, 2010