Rectum Ranger

(noun) Someone who rapes another person in the ass.

Other examples include "Butt pirate" and "Ass Explorer

-"I was attacked by a large, creepy, rectum ranger."

by Chili_Dawg June 26, 2006

Homestar Runner

the most clever guy around. long legs, a spinning beanie, and a starred shirt. he doesn't have arms and talks with a lisp.

homestar talk: "Hey! My name is Howmstaw Wunner! What's yow name?"

by jr. webster February 26, 2003

Homestar Runner

An armless stick-figure-lookin' guy who talks in a way that is actually understandable.

"Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete." or "Homestar Runner is a stupid crap-for-brains webmaster."

by Sunbun April 15, 2003

Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016

New York Rangers

really "the shittiest" hockey team in new york. they have a good goaltender, and two new players (gaborik, and yokinen). both 1 year players!!!!!!!!!!!.... their fans usually think their hott shit. but really they are all talk. and they all know well kick their ass. the islanders will rape them when they recover their players from injury.

islanders fans get more ass
ranger fans are usually of jewish religion.

Hey look at that New York Rangers fan over their. look at his curls

girl: Yeah, hes probably jewish.

boy: ***punches him in face***

by RangersSuck10111 April 11, 2010

the runner-up e-mail

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."

by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005

rectal rangers

a booty snatch'n gay top

John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass

by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005