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moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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rubber it

Scottish slang word for ignoring something or someone.
Johnny says, "Wanna go to the cinema tonight?

Jimmy replies, "Naw, i'm gonna rubber it mate, canna be arsed."
by Scotty2890 January 29, 2016
mugGet the rubber itmug.

Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
by Zenothys February 16, 2022
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Rubber Buttin'

When you see a girl passing by and her booty bounces up and down like a rubber ball.
"Damn, did you see Jenny running by? She's totally rubber buttin'."
by $baller$ August 10, 2017
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Knee rubber

A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.
I went to a movie with Danny he put his had on my thigh! He's such a knee rubber!
by lboogy85 December 2, 2010
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rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015
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Rubber Gypsy

Someone who lives in a vehicle - car, van, RV - if it has rubber wheels and you're living in it then you are a rubber gypsy.
I was a rubber gypsy for half of my twenties - split my time between Arizona, Oregon, and Baja.
by Educated Manchild April 8, 2019
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