Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

by simon February 01, 2005

Joy ride

to use a vehicle that isnt yours and drive it around.usually the car is mashed up after the ride

i took that car for a joyridelastnight

by strawberry sauce May 22, 2005

Bike Ride

A code term used for closet gay men to enlist other closet gay men into having gay butt sex with them. This term usually precedes phrases such as "I'm so happy!"
Happy meaning "gay" or "the feeling you have after a great fuck."

Guy #1: Anyone want to go on a bike ride with me?
Guy #2: nah, man I'm good.
Guy #3: That would be fantastic!

a half hour later

Guy#1: I'm so HAPPY right now!!
Guy#3: This is the happiest I've ever been!

by Johnny Paulson April 10, 2009

bean ride

when a bunch of mexicans are pushing an old, broken down car through an intersection/street, causing a serious road block that frustrates everyone else

there's a bean ride going on up ahead thats blocking the road.

by canttouchthis1 October 17, 2010

ride the lightening

For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.

Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.

by Elky October 30, 2005

joy ride

When a teenager takes his parents car keys and drives around town (usually messing up the car)

Dude i took my parents bently yestaday fer a fucking sweet joy ride

by heypudding May 25, 2007

ride the broom

To jinx someone's bad luck by mentioning how well they are doing. Also, one of Phil Ivey's biggest pet peeves.

"So, my buddy Durk just texted me to wish me luck in this tournament, and consequently I busted out 5 seconds later. That fucker really wanted to ride the broom on me I guess."

by Vintage00 October 28, 2008