puss mush

Puss mush is the warm goo that coats the balls after u rail a random scuntbird and get infested with Zerpies

I got puss mush, after I railed hot Carl and my balls were soaked With goo eww!

by ZerbNations January 19, 2018

eddie puss

Alternate phrase for "Mother Fucker", usually used as proper name.

"You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!"

"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."

by Chetmo June 28, 2008

Puss

A PUSS is anyone who goes by the name of "Branson" short for pussy and haas the same meaning as a "bitch"

Brandon’s the biggest "puss"

by Bransonsapuss October 3, 2022

Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Puss-a-celiac

A person who loves watching pimples getting popped.

John: Hey Steve, did you see that video of the redneck American getting his back cyst popped? It really got me off, I’m such a Puss-a-celciac

Steve: Oo yeah I love that shit, I cracked a chubby instantly, I’m a Puss-a-celiac

by Joeeee33eeyyy June 14, 2018

jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020