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Horny guy: DUUUUUDE!!! You CANNOT believe what I just found!!!!
Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!
Not horny guy: Oh god...
Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
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Not horny guy: Oh god...
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Why do I torture myself by sitting here watching Guy Fieri praise that delicious looking omelette only served at Eggceptional Eggstacy in Homestead, Florida? This is real food porn!!
Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!
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Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
Damn, why does McDonald's have to close at 11PM? I want the Triple-Patty Heart Attack Burger NOW!! Food porn ambush!!
AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I could MAKE that if Kroger's was still open so I could get the ingredients! Foiled by late night food porn!
Each of the above is said while drooling with a tongue as hard as the other body parts usually associated with porn watching.
by quotable d June 21, 2010
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"Shit my porn buddy died, i better get my ass over there and get his shit before his parents find it. At least i have new material for my stash, i was getting tired of School of Cock."
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by dr_johnson October 6, 2010
Get the porn cock mug.Porn subgenre where the female protagonist gets stuck in like a closet or something and the male antagonist (usually a stepbrother or stepson) fucks her from behind while she's stuck
Girl: *gets stuck under the sink while plumbing*
Guy: *sneaks up on her and fucks her in the pussy*
Girl: Stepbro, what are you doing?!
Guy: Stuck porn
Guy: *sneaks up on her and fucks her in the pussy*
Girl: Stepbro, what are you doing?!
Guy: Stuck porn
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Hey, I've gotta get home, the HGTV dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house porn!
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