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polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.
Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.
by Rincryo November 7, 2017
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Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.
She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower
by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020
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polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011
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Polish Movie Night

To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.
My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.
by Greene Link September 3, 2019
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Polish cigar roller

A woman of Polish descent, usually in the early part of the 20th century, who rolled cigars in highly sensual, alluring, and provocative ways. Often at the behest of the Detroit crime syndicate.
Kristin: My great grandmother was a Polish cigar roller!
David: Oo, I bet she was!
by DrSolo47 December 22, 2018
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Polish Pipe Cleaner

Recieving a blowjob after anal.
My girlfriend seemed to be reluctant to give me a polish pipe cleaner.
by Irishpubber September 4, 2018
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Polish Dice Game

When you are making out with a person while having a staring contest with them.
Guy: Did you see Stacy and Bill last night? They were making out while looking into each others eyes? It was really weird
Girl: yeah, that's a Polish Dice Game. And yes, it was weird.
by thewalker1996 September 2, 2018
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