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National Pimp Day

A day of pimping. Each year NPD falls on the Saturday of the NFL draft. Originated in April of 2006, this annual holiday was created in order to celebrate the pimpness of a group of friends. NPD is comparable to a bachelor party, but instead of only occuring once, occurs annually. Historically, the day has begun with 18 holes of golf. All pimps then meet up at a house to watch the draft, where in addition to waching the draft, pimps partcipate in other pimptivities such as drinking,grilling, and video games. After the draft, pimping will continue at a bar/club of choice. The worst case scenario of NPD is that each pimp brings back two babies to smash.
I can't wait until National Pimp Day (NPD). I haven't pimped with you guys in awhile.
by NJPimp527 April 8, 2008
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chili bowl pimp

a man who advocates he's a pimp: but really ony has one girl with bad credit
You aint a pimp ; your a car theft! Your just a chili bowl pimp...
by leebeezie May 2, 2006
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Pimp Bitch

Someone who pretends to be a pimp e.g walks and talks like a pimp but then turns out to be a complete bitch and talks about people and makes fun of other peope and when confronted deny all bitching claims and then pimp walks away.
I can't believe how much of a pimp bitch Gareth is!
by JerryBatBoyMorris February 27, 2009
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pimp

1)something badass or new and fresh.
2)a male who uses females to make money to buy more ho's and in turn blows that money on gold lining for his shoelaces.
"those ho's over there are just askin' to be pimped"
by dick April 12, 2003
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pimp lips

To show puckered, extruded lips in a cocky or proud manner.
The attractive girl gave Ray her phone number. He later bragged to his friends and showed his pimp lips.
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Straight Pimp Chillin

the act of hanging out without any defined plans or obligations to friends, family, or significant other-except yourself
It's a Friday night and you're straight pimp chillin until you decide what plans you're going to partake in.
by Lali September 21, 2003
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Tetris Pimp

1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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