parentparazzi

The crazy swarming parents taking photos of their children at a big life event or performances. Use in a sentence: Dance recital last night and the parentparazzi was out in full force.

Use in a sentence: Dance recital last night and the parentparazzi was out in full force.

by CKBrlw October 21, 2012

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014

Parentheception

Parenthesis inside of parenthesis inside of parenthesis

(Parenthesis(Parenthesis(Parentheception)))

by the sucker of October 10, 2014

parvey

He's a fucken jatt and gets all the thick shordys. Hottest guy out there and no one can compete

He man stop trying to be parvey

by From Surrey living in the six March 13, 2017

parlena

A beautiful girl from Africa, strong, independent and ambitious.

Beautiful, ambitious, independent thads Parlena

by Parlena March 14, 2017

Parentrazzi

Parents who are overzealous in the photographing of their children's events. Namely youth sports or recitals.

Yo, look at that wack ass mom on the sideline. She has like 1000 bills worth of gear and a 2 foot zoom lens. She's definitely a member of the parentrazzi!

Damn! I sat at this bitch for 3 hours and now there are so many parentrazzi I can't even see my kid dancin' on stage.

by SToth22 May 27, 2017

parentrum

When your parents throw a tantrum for no reason at all.

Friend: Wanna come over?
Me: No I can't because my parent is throwing a fat parentrum

by Mysteriomame June 14, 2017