bumping birds

when two young at heart folks feel the need for some sexual healing.

I think mom and dad bumped birds last night.

by shawna donkey July 28, 2003

birds eye

this is a definition when a guy has fingered a girl birds eye fish fingers

guy" would u let me go south and give you a birds eye"
girl"YES"

by alxteen June 15, 2009

Fart Bird

When one wakes up to the sound of singing morning FARTS.

My husband woke me up this morning with his Fart Bird

by Nixdixieque March 02, 2009

bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."

by T Wade November 04, 2005

yard bird

A soldier(or Marine, Sailor, et cetera) in the Army(or Navy, et cetera) assigned to menial tasks such as janitorial duty or landmine disposal.

Hey! Yardbird! Clean my boots! Damnit!

by ChickenFriedKitten June 15, 2004

Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.

Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."

(5 minutes later)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"

Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)

Student: (runs into the classroom)

Professor: "you JUST made it!"

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

bird feeder

A method of consumption of beer. The "feeder" attaches a fish hook to a ceiling and attaches some floss. The other end of the floss is strung onto a tab of an unopened beer can. The "feeder" then winds up the beer repeatedly and opens the tab while still holding the beer. The "feeder" then has the "bird" hold the beer. The "bird" then punctures the beer in a shotgunning motion, creating a circular stream of beer onto the "bird". IMPORTANT: The "bird" must flap his/her wings and follow the spinning circle of beer.

Zach: Colin and Bob lost in pong. They have to do a bird feeder.

by Zenzilla December 11, 2009