sex noodle

a sex noodle, often referred to as Bobbie, is very tasty, irresistible and goes well with sex muffins.

"lets fornicate" said the muffin to the noodle.

Sex Muffin: lets fornicate
Sex Noodle: Okay.

by Bobbie LOL January 31, 2007

tossing the noodles

Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!

by Nantes January 17, 2009

Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 2, 2009

Brahmin Noodles

Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.

Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.

I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?

Ironically:

Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.

by SirPuddin September 15, 2009

Noodle withdrawal

The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.

Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.

by jdw39 July 20, 2010

Gel Noodle

Chinese man's lubricated soft penis

After Jackie Chan busted one in Connie Chung's ass, all was left was a gel noodle.

by C-Murdeth August 20, 2010

Nippy Noodles

It's very cold.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.

Lenne: Ugh, I don't want to walk the dog, it's nippy noodles out there!

by Kraytheili May 12, 2009