A televison channel dedicated to brainwashing America's youth.
It is supposed to be about music, yet they play reality shows like the Real World (which has nothing to do with the actual real world) and only show music videos at 5:30 in the morning. Any sensible human would not wake up that early to watch some retarded rapper talk about his "bling bling" and such. If you want to become an extramely dense retard and think that beauty is the only thing that matters, keep watching MTV. If not, block that channel.
It is supposed to be about music, yet they play reality shows like the Real World (which has nothing to do with the actual real world) and only show music videos at 5:30 in the morning. Any sensible human would not wake up that early to watch some retarded rapper talk about his "bling bling" and such. If you want to become an extramely dense retard and think that beauty is the only thing that matters, keep watching MTV. If not, block that channel.
by Chumley the Psycho Kitty August 18, 2007
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Get the mtsm mug.MTS also known as menaces to society, a street gang from the east side of Adelaide , in South Australia. Approx 10 members. criminal activities such as grand larceny, bootlegging, money laundering and territorial turf wars. they are locally know for cursing around the east side in white pimped out vans and wagons.
They operate out of the urban area St Morris and are a good example of modern crime and gang life in Australia.
In MTS's later years the crew began several legal ventures such as underground music production in collaboration with D.S D.C.
They operate out of the urban area St Morris and are a good example of modern crime and gang life in Australia.
In MTS's later years the crew began several legal ventures such as underground music production in collaboration with D.S D.C.
by bfl1997 September 24, 2014
Get the MTS mug.Masturbate, Turkey Sandwich, Sleep. The act of jacking-off just before bed, eating a turkey sandwich and then going to sleep.
Dude 1: "Man I'm so horny but I'm kinda hungry and tired"
Dude 2: "You should MTS"
Dude 1: "Why didn't I think of that? I love turkey!"
Dude 2: "You should MTS"
Dude 1: "Why didn't I think of that? I love turkey!"
by Stuart3333 September 19, 2010
Get the MTS mug.Bands with "day"s in their name are an easy indicator: Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, Thursday. If it was the 80s these bands would have been heavy metal bands. If it was the 70s, they would be disco groups. They would have been Pearl Jam in the 1990s. They all sound the same. Snottyish vocals, poppy rythms, lyrics that admit to being loser-ish. They bear no resemblance to authentic emo groups like Rites of Spring, Moss Icon and Heroin.
by arrow_keys September 6, 2005
Get the MTVmo mug.A really bad channel all there is always girls shaking there asses up on the videos and its just sick!dont watch it it sucks really bad so does mtv2 mtv500 or how many there is they suck!
The only good shows on theere would b viva la bam,punkd, and wildboys oh and the rock countdown and that is it!
by ilovelp July 4, 2004
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