Stuart3333's definitions
Masturbate, Turkey Sandwich, Sleep. The act of jacking-off just before bed, eating a turkey sandwich and then going to sleep.
Dude 1: "Man I'm so horny but I'm kinda hungry and tired"
Dude 2: "You should MTS"
Dude 1: "Why didn't I think of that? I love turkey!"
Dude 2: "You should MTS"
Dude 1: "Why didn't I think of that? I love turkey!"
by Stuart3333 September 19, 2010
Get the MTSmug.