Mr Clit

Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.

Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.

by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023

mrs wiggy

Mrs Wiggys is a person we love and cherish. She is the president of Wigland. She snatches wigs with her pure eyesight and is the best physics and maths teacher that you can get. Only breathing in her pressence is a blessing for your lungs but watch out! You might get your wig snatched if you breath to loudly

Person 1: gurl we have math with mrs wiggys later
Person 2: oh dang it. I don't have my homework
Person 1: oh you gon' get yo wig snatched

by Cupcakkesuseddealdoe September 8, 2023

Mr. Milford

Basically a God called Cole a little bitch

Cloe you little bitch I am your ruler mr. Milford

by jjkk2006 October 25, 2019

Mrs blank

A two face teacher thats nice a first then is a real bitch she tell's kids thay cant speak Spanish in her class she also tells kids thay can talk quietly but then moves you across the room for talking

Mrs blank is a real bitch

by Mrs blank October 27, 2019

Mr Finkelstein

A shitty teacher that taught 5th grade science at davis elementary known best for his slanted nose, crackled voice, spit flying everywhere when he talked, and jerking off in class. He would also put all the big chest girls close to his desk

Is that Mr Finkelstein better stay away

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

mr swanepoel

a money man that always wants money.

oh my gosh you know that man over there? well he keeps asking me for money what a mr swanepoel

by angrybirdgirl2233 November 15, 2021

Mr Bonfire

Annual celebration of the Gun Powder Plot in Lewes created by M Symes of Worthing. AKA Mr Bonfire.

Fun-packed festival celebrating the Zulu tribes and the Conservative party.

I’m off Lewes to meet Mr Bonfire. Don’t be silly he lives in Worthing.

by Geoff Paddle November 19, 2021