Mr. bond

That's the name of my bird

Me: I'm back
Mr. Bond: *racial slurs*
Me: Mr. Bond
Fade to black

by Ihaveabird August 11, 2022

Mr Kabara

When you try to be a funny person but end up being an asshole

shut up you Mr Kabara

by PopKatTime December 12, 2021

Mr. Softy

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

Mr. Goodman

Mr. Goodman is a rich mothafucka. he gives Mario a hard time on his house payments, Mr. Goodman has two sons named Richard (Rich) and Benjamin (Ben). Mr. Goodman drives around in Lamborghini's and Ferrari's. Mr.Goodman also has a wardrobe of elephant asshole suits. Mr. Goodman is also a news anchor. THIS IS A CHARACTER ON THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SML.

Mr. Goodman is rich as fuck man.

by HOTGIRLBITCH December 23, 2020

Mr Drifter

Someone who crashes their car through someone's front fence when trying to drift their 2 day old car

What happened Mr Drifter?
"I fucken lost it"

by Murderinc3082 November 10, 2020

mr. muppet

He big, he buff, and he gon take yo woman.

Make sure to hide your womans, Mr. Muppet is in town.

by snewx November 12, 2020

Mr Dnalaelc

Very good at coding in Qbasic, will give you a chocolate donut if you try to disrespect him. Weakness: Option B

Mr Dnalaelc just gave me detention, wish me luck. :(

by Mr Dnalaelc January 4, 2021