Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.

"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"

by equinox_07 April 18, 2018

Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave

Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017

midget erection

When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.

Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection

by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017

Midgey

Noun - A breed of Chihuahua that only like one person and pisses in the shape of a C. Midgeys can be found in the homes of great men.

"Can I pick up your Midgey?"

"No, you smell and Midgey don't like you. "

by Scrappins October 25, 2017

Midget

I SMALL LITTLE SCRUB

BOB IS A MIDGET BOB IS SMALL

by Jimmy1% October 27, 2017

Midget

Mid-grade marijuana. Also known as reggie or mids

My man's getting off elbows of midget for $950. you know he's getting it in. Let's rob that nigga

by Circle D November 13, 2017

Midgetsu

Midgetsu is an ancient marshal art technic, made by the midget monks in Nepal. It is studied by the midget monks all over the world. Mostly in central asia. To study the ancient technic of midgetsu you must be the midget. MIdgets carry the midgetsu in there blood. The midgets to a every 10 years to journey to mount everest to see and learn from the midget monks. Midgetsu uses the short height as an advantage, in combat.

Midget: I have studied the art of midgetsu, and i am ready to beat you up sensually. Experience my Tranquility .
Person: Imma whoop your ass, boi.
Midget: HayyYa

by Badass Stuff November 15, 2017