Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022

a recipe for madness

2 (3 ounce) packages instant ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded 2 large eggs salt and ground black pepper to taste 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 teaspoon sesame oil 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, divided 3 slices American cheese 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha) 1 1/2 cups arugula 3 large eggs

BOY WTF IS THIS? RAMEN AND A BURGER? BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD BREAD
THIS IS A RECIPE FOR MADNESS

by Social Justice League February 14, 2017

booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.

"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap

Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."

by Rick T. Fier December 12, 2008

mad smart

A phrase that exaggerates the way of saying someone is very smart. Mad meaning crazy intelligent.

“That guy is mad smart! He got 100% on the exam.”

by Jalcensay August 13, 2020

DofE madness

The frequently experienced phenomenon in the boys Duke of Edinburgh expedition in any activity, (usually walking but it can be done in other forms, such as canoeing) where everyone starts acting really gay for no well explained reason. Frequently experienced but never understood, some research officials think it might be to do with all that tired bro-tension, but we don't know.

"Man justin said he was going to fuck me in the tent last night and was getting really close"
"Really bro? Must be DofE madness"

by Delicioustimtams June 16, 2019

mad nast

referring to something being absolutely repulsive.

"That girl over there has been around. She's mad nast."

by Baby Kris August 7, 2009

mad donger

A Song (Usually Rap) That Goes Fucking Hard

Yo Tyrone Was Dropping Those Mad Dongers When I Passed Him The Aux Cord

by Ya Boy Claud December 30, 2014