May 5th 

What alot of ignorant people call Mexican independence day but in reality mexico's independence day is sept 16

Aka 5 de mayo
Don't let a Mexican hear you say may 5th is mexico's independence day cuz they'll kick ur ass

Ignorante person: viva México today is may 5th which is mexicos independence day

May 5th by Hdhxbbdhxjd June 22, 2011

may 18

The best, the coolest person in the world most of them are named paxton brown hair glasses and a younger brother so treat them well they might help you in the future

I’m born on May 18

may 18 by IsThisUnavailable November 7, 2019

May 22 

National be a bum day

Someone: you look different and weird today.

Me: it’s national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22

May 22 by Aubrianna Donnley May 22, 2019

May 9 

National Goku Day! A day where you celebrate the iconic anime character, Son Goku!

Holy shit it's May 9! That means its goku day!

May 9 by Dokkan_Arturo October 16, 2019

May 3

National suck the best dick ever day! The day the best person ever was born. This person is very lovable and funny, they are very considerate of others. They deserve some love so suck their dick!

Me: "Man, my boyfriend was born May 3rd"

Bob: "Oh boy, you're gonna have fun tonight ;)"

Me: "Oh yeah, I know!"

May 3 by Yellow Bird March 22, 2020

May 20th 

National suck your boyfriends dick day

May 20th is blowjob day

May 20th by Weedmaster42069 May 19, 2020

may 12 

national snake day

dude #!: have you seen any snakes yet today?
dude #2: no why..?
dude #1: didn't ya know its may 12, aka national snake day

may 12 by thesouponaplatehater February 27, 2017