Kellie

A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.

"I bet Kellie Services has some something sweet for us tonight."

by ShinyTeeth February 14, 2019

Kellie

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.

The girl I always dream about is a Kellie.

by Jiozx February 25, 2019

Kelvin

Someone with an unbelievably small penis, and still watches Cbeebies at his parents, and is the most Incredibly gayest nigga on planet earth

Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin

Josh: Lol yeah that's true

by Tthebigdigboi March 18, 2019

kellies

A group of sexy rugby girls who loose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kellie” and obey her every word. Every individual Kellie loves every other kellie

The kellies made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019

Kellis

A group of sexy rugby girls who lose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kelli” and obey her every word. Every individual Kelli loves every other kelli

The kellis made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019

Kellen Pryor

Massive pussy. He cries over dominos being knocked down and he thinks he is popular. He sounds like a Girl

That kid is so Kellen Pryor he’s crying over nothing

by KellenIsACryBaby June 4, 2019

Keeling

To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football

This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019