ShinyTeeth's definitions

Kellie

A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.

"I bet Kellie Services has some something sweet for us tonight."

by ShinyTeeth February 14, 2019