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Get the john jam mug.A Native American middle-aged man who makes raunchy and self-fetishizing posts for clout on social media, to attract unsuspecting women. They typically are narcissists with no shame, putting it all out there, and do not care to portray harmful stereotypes. They are the fantasy of every white lady who watched "Dances with Wolves", and think that could be them, except John Redcorn's are womanizers and not looking for anything serious.
It's a reference to John Redcorn a Puebloan, who was the lover of Nancy Gribble and father of their love child, Joseph, in the animated series "King of the Hill".
It's a reference to John Redcorn a Puebloan, who was the lover of Nancy Gribble and father of their love child, Joseph, in the animated series "King of the Hill".
Kuiahuitl on TikTok is always posting thirst traps for the white gaze, he's such a John Redcorn.
Did you see the latest @Modern_Warrior scandal? He's been womanizing like a real John Redcorn, and even worse for years!
Hey! Leave those white women alone, Stop being a John Redcorn and settle with a nice girl!
Did you see the latest @Modern_Warrior scandal? He's been womanizing like a real John Redcorn, and even worse for years!
Hey! Leave those white women alone, Stop being a John Redcorn and settle with a nice girl!
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Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
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