John pork is calling.

A phrase used to cut the sentence or the video.

"Hi guys m- John pork is calling."

by 5645645645 April 6, 2023

Urp John

A man only obsessed with sex, named after the character from call me Kevin's sims 4 series, whose only goal in life was to reproduce

That guys a real urp John, eh?

by LesKen February 9, 2019

The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.

John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!

by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019

Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!

"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"

by Littleguydood November 28, 2020

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021

Steve Dennis John Dunlap

"Guru" of fantasy football

Matt: Should I trade Greg Jennings for better running backs

Rob: Check with Steve Dennis John Dunlap

by WCH_Live October 14, 2011

Jim my john

A brief sexual encounter, a quickie

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.

by rnnrdad January 23, 2016