jerk-off

Stupid; idiotic.

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

by hello~ December 15, 2012

jerkapolooza

A group of jerks together and/or around you who absolultely piss you off.

omg this place is another jerkapolooza!

by The Barrence July 8, 2006

jerk star

someone who's a jerk to the maximum!

"ahhh i can't believe he would drink all the kool-aid!"

"gurl, your little brothers a jerk star."

"foooo reaaaal! let's go smoke some hookah."

by monicaca August 3, 2007

Jerkatic

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.

Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.

by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009

Jerk the Box

Female Masterbastion

He loves to watch her Jerk the Box
Mom, do you ever jerk the box?

by X-tina Bobina marie June 14, 2011

Controller Jerk

A useless twitch that involves some playing games to move their controler vigorously, usually when their losing in a ill-fated attempt at a comeback.

We have all seen someone do this before, the Controller Jerk is infamous.

by Yep Nope October 10, 2005

ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.

Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!

by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010