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Jake

jakes are swag. all cute and humour. u won’t catch Marty Mcfly with a Jake around. make sure to get a bf or friend called jake because u won’t regret it ;)

*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
that typa swag can only come from a jake
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jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.
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Jake is my bias <3
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anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them
anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over
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He is such a jake
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A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.
That guy has great hair
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”
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