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Dark Knight

Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023
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Sneaking dark

Is Jenny dating a black guy ? Does her dad know? No way she is sneaking dark
by Nick Newark June 15, 2018
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Dark Nostalgia

Feeling a sense of nostalgia towards something that disturbed you when you were younger, but now only brings back memories, Credits to Owen8710
I Got dark nostalgia from this video
by RonThefirst October 10, 2022
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Dark roast

A joke at somebody’s expense, which is darker than usual, in the sense that it includes more serious or morbid aspects of life. After a dark roast, people are usually left a bit sad.
Hey guys, today Thorvald presented a really dark roast of Håkon.
by Kukkelukk November 8, 2019
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Quilting in the dark

When two young men tie their genitals together with dental floss and play tug of war.
“Dude my buddy and I love quilting in the dark, but I always lose.”

“Back in my college days quilting in the dark was all the rage in the dorms”
by Liz312 February 8, 2023
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Get Dark

A saying for when someone gets extremely upset and acts rashly, usually used in a Jamaican context.
"Don't let Kayla get dark on you!"
by Ur_local_bookworm February 17, 2023
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Dark Soul'd

When your girl leaves you for someone bigger, nastier and better equipped than you.
My good friend Sam got Dark Soul'd and never recovered.
by lordosmo August 25, 2020
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