mega hump

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.
Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.
by Eli. November 25, 2007
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HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
by phoenixkidgabe December 31, 2013
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Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.
I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.
by Redheaded Monster October 25, 2017
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Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.
It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week
by I love life and October 02, 2019
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Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.
Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Hump Jays

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!
by CrankyKramer September 05, 2022
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hump alot

When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot
by Chris &anddd courtney March 06, 2009
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