hooker stomp

To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.

Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!

by Joshney September 30, 2007

hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.

Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.

by Csheridan December 29, 2007

Hook A Louie

Make a left hand turn.

When you get to the light, hook a louie and the club is on the right.

by Firedog October 19, 2008

Honky rig

A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Also used for combining various unrelated objects in a ingenius way to create an otherwise unavailable piece of equipment. A Synonym for nigger rig designed to be used around sensitive company.

Friend: How did you fix your vibrating, electric razor?

Me: I had to honky rig one from a razor blade, duck tape, fishing line, and my wife's dildo.

Friend: very nice

by Dahounan February 19, 2009

Hooker-Nun

A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).

"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."

by VirtualVice August 14, 2009

Holiday Hook-up

Most prominent to college students, a hook up held soley during a holiday break or season, usually during the time one's home from college life. Sometimes shortened to HHU.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you plans over the break?
Guy 2: Well, seeing as how the ladies here at enter college here won't give any up, I plan on coming down with a Holiday Hook-up by the end of the first week I'm home.
Guy 3: Good times.

by Ross G. January 5, 2008

donkey hook

adj. term is used in the game of golf. when you have aproached your ball and swing wildly sending the ball on a 75-90 degree angle from where the ball was struck from.

mike said to bobby "keith sure donkey hooked the shit out of that one"

the only way your getting around that tree is to donkey hook it.

hey bobby what's up for the weekend? you wanna go donkey hooking?

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009