holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

Hole Filler

A dude whose life revolves around using his dick to fill a variety holes, because he’s so empty.

Josh was gonna watch Star Wars with his sigep brothers, but that hole filler is rawdogging another random he met at the bar.

by Not So Crazy Cat Lady October 29, 2019

holy butt

only gay people say this with the name dylan. if you say this you suck donkey balls and have a small dick

Dylan; holy butt
Normie; your gay

by DYLANMAN76 March 2, 2020

Holiday Homework

After what feels like 1200 weeks in a hellish, federal prison like school, you finally have completed your examinations and it is time for the holidays. All students enjoy it; time to play games, have fun with friends and family.

But the demonic teachers say no. They want you to so-called meaningfully spend your holidays, so they obviously give a ton of this modern torture called homework.

There can be many types, but most come in essay, or Algebra form. It is most commonly used by teachers to make students spend less time on their electronics, but most overlook the side effects.

Side effects are:
Stress
Fatigue
(Severe cases) Depression

Also, most of the time, this is done on the last day of holiday at 2.15 am in the morning, or not done at all. If a student does the latter, the teacher will likely collect it. If the students all do the work, the teacher likely would not.

Student 1: Hey, student 2? Why are you literally online at 3 am?
Student 2: Doing holiday homework.

Student 1: Ah, same.
The next day
Teacher: alright I’m not collecting the homework today

The students:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Wolfofepic1 September 14, 2020

Hollins University

1) a historically women's college known for horse girls, english majors, and cottagecore lesbians.
2) the indirect result of owning a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child.

1) We should have a picnic later near Tinker Mountain, after all, we do attend Hollins University. I am gay.
2) I had a Kit Kitteredge doll as a child and now I go to Hollins University. I'm also gay <3

by themoonstones May 6, 2021

holmer green senior school

A home to famous influencers James corden and mummy sahb - not any more.
Schools a shit hole and the kids vape in the toilets cause they think they’re cool

You go to Holmer Green Senior School? Blimey unlucky

by James Corden is shit March 31, 2022

holzweiss

A special breed of Germans who are dyslexic, monotone, and trying to sleep with their roommates.

Man I fucking hated living in that apartment. My roommate was such a holzweiss!

by savior of sunshine February 16, 2023