blue helmet

A synonym for "retard" or "sped"

Also another term for the "extra most bestest" from little Caesars

"I saw some dude walk into a wall. He's such a Blue helmet"

Customer: can I have the extra most bestest?
Worker: can someone put a blue helmet in the oven?

by Shadowfade March 7, 2018

bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.

He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Irish War Helmet

A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.

Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master

by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009

beaver helmet

n.

a condom.

trans. v.

to sexually penetrate a vagina or female anus.

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American English slang, Californian Caucasian dialect, q.v.

(n.) Put on that beaver helmet.

(trans. v.) I beaver helmeted your sister last night.

by Darko October 17, 2004

Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.

Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!

by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003

Helmet Time

What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.

She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time

by JasonFive February 24, 2005

helmok

A helmet with a mohawk like plastic attachment on the top.

See picture from Helmet's Inc. A helmok is a mohawk helmet.

by Amy Stanford November 6, 2007