Hand Driver

A classer word for Jacking off.

Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.

by Cf450 October 20, 2008

hand juggy

another name for a hand job.

man.. i got the best hand juggy last night.

by pookezz April 30, 2009

Hand Dancing

standing with feet firmly planted but arms, hands and in extreme cases fingers gesticulating wildly to the beat of the music. Usually male, hand dancers tend to wear headbands.

Last night the show was packed and I was stuck near a enthusiastic hand dancing kook

by Bud Good August 6, 2009

hand-doogler

Noun- When a female proceeds to grasp a male penis and give it a tug job.

"What'd you do last night?
"Dude, Big Bird gave me a hand-doogler!"
"SHAZAM!"

by buttpirate99 May 7, 2010

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011

Hand of Ania

WHen one's artistic hand is constantly covered in paint and/or ink of various colours

your developing the HAND OF ANIA

by ily12345134531 August 7, 2011

Hand Grenade Heat

A very, very spicy chili made by Beatrice Middleton. Was a hit in mess halls in 1945, especially at Paris Island. Can be made of any meat, but mostly uses chicken or turkey. The secret is a mix of jalapeno and serrano peppers which she puts in with the meat. Don't get too close or it will explode. Hence the name: Hand Grenade Heat!

Beatrice: Hey y'all, who's hungry? I got something good. Who's ready for some Hand Grenade Heat?

Morris: That really hot chili you love? Oh sure, are you making some?

Beatrice: Yep. This is for you and all the rest of them. Here, taste it. Tell me if it needs more heat.

Morris: (tastes the chili) Wow! That's an explosion waiting to happen. Its got kick!

Stan: Hey, what's that? I know chili but I've never seen chili that hot. (He tastes some and the chili goes BOOM!) Wow! That is one kickin' chili there!

Rabbit: Stanley! You shouldn't have eaten that yet. Its way too hot! You'll get heartburn, honey.

Beatrice: Who cares?! This stuff is meant to give you heartburn. Its not just any old chili, it burned tons of soldiers when I made it in the Marines. One taste of this and you'll be workin' it off for days. (She salutes) Aye sir!! OORAH!

Stan: Sorry, I didn't know it would explode. Now, I'm a big guy, 6'2" 285 lbs. And I love to eat! Otherwise, how would I stay a soft gooey marshmellow?

Bryant: You're not a marshmellow. You're a bunny! Even bunnies need to eat. Thanks for dinner. It rocked!

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 27, 2011