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self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009
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Pulling a Golden State Warriors

When something or somebody is losing a championship 3 - 1, then comes back to win 4 - 3.
"Dude, the Chicago Cubs were just Pulling a Golden State Warriors!"
by Maximus78675 November 13, 2016
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Johnny's Golden Leg

When your sitting to take a shit and accidentally squirt some pee between the toilet and the seat onto your leg.
I got so lazy the last time I was in the bathroom that I got Johnny's Golden Leg.
by Rzoccola August 2, 2019
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golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.
"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."
by Bart June 4, 2003
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Golden Arms

U-God, one of the original 9 members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Has Some mad verses in Da Mystery of Chessboxin', Triumph, and many more.
Solo Album: Golden Arms Redemption
by Sam Hotham January 3, 2008
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golden oldie showers

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you
Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.
by bouncyb October 18, 2008
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Golden Slumberer

A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.
Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!
by bmillaa May 1, 2010
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