Fruit Salad

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

by SanGrial February 22, 2011

fruit hustler

A male prostitute. Often used disparagingly by police officers within their own company.

There's that fuckin' fruit hustler Fred Garvin on the corner. I haven't met my quota this month, pull the car over. Let's shake him down.

by Lloyd Hopkins June 30, 2008

Fruit Gumming

To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.

Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.

by potato pusher December 28, 2010

Fruit Roll-Up

Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.

Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?

by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018

smash fruit

a term fouding in mtl that means to have sex.

It's not that hard to figure out.

-Yo are you gonna get mangled and smash fruit with someone at temple tonight?

- Yeah you know it! I haven't smashed some fruit in like 2 months and I'm tryin get some.

by ultimate smasher June 22, 2009

pubic fruit

General slang term, normally acceptable for PG-13 audiences. Used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: ass hat, cock knocker or bitch weasel. Synonymous with douchebag or doucher.

Steve: Dude, I just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so I could get this new iPad 8!
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.

or

Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.

by Not Steve yo! August 19, 2012

Mexican Fruit Stand

When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.

I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.

by vinxanity March 30, 2015