sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

front puff

A front puff is when your mates wife who may go by the name Jess lets off a dirty queef right in front of you

Jess did you just front puff in my face you dirty booze hag

by Mc12234 March 5, 2017

Eminence Front

1) (n) It's a put on.

"People forget they're hiding behind an eminence front."
"Hey Pete, what's an eminence front?"
"It's a put on."

by Kneptune97 September 15, 2023

Cara Front

The act of acting like you are somebody else.

To think and act like you are a badass
when you are not.

“Oh don’t worry it’s a Cara front, that’s normal of her”

by Smooveboigravy June 25, 2019

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

front-shoot

Front-shooting is when you fight an enemy in a very close range.

"Let's push them in front-shoot" "They are front-shooting us" "Let's front-shoot them back"

by TheRealCuba October 6, 2022

Basil on the Front Porch

To be content

Last Sunday was basil on the front porch

by wangsauce December 7, 2022