french kiss the morning

French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.

I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".

by AgInspector April 19, 2017

french vanilla bitch

not a fucking cappuccino

1: is that a cappuccino?

2: it’s french vanilla bitch!

by french vanilla bitch August 23, 2019

French Faguette

a faggot from France. Is usually named Donato.

Me: Bro you're a French faguette
Donato: 😢

by hoogashakahoogahooga October 27, 2019

frenchcore

Frenchcore is a subgenre of hardcore techno. The style differs from other forms of hardcore in terms of a faster tempo, usually above 200 BPM, and a loud & distorted offbeat bassline.

Viva la frenchcore

by Benjamín June 9, 2020

multi felch

for many men to deposit semen into the anus of a "victim" and then for one person to, with a straw, suck it all out.

One pig, nine guys and a straw.

by jay July 29, 2003

frog felcher

someone who fucks a frog up the arse, then sucks out their cum fro the frogs arse

see that bloke over there, he's a right frog felcher

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.

"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012