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Flash-eyed

The look of shock or curiosity a person (mostly females) gets on their face when exposed to the genitals of one of the opposite. Wide eyed hand covered open mouth, sometimes gasping. The intoxication that feeds exhibitionist.
‘OMG Susie, look at that guy flashing us; I’m so flash-eyed!’… blush
by Uncle Charles 354 January 4, 2014
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Flashing the Dan

A variant on the texas lawnmower whereby you rip your shirt off at the same time.
Honey I fancy flashing the dan tonight
by Zebraman77 July 2, 2019
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flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.
I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.
As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"
by BoxerJoe June 2, 2017
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Gap-flash

When a woman (or possibly a man) wears a button-down shirt that is a little too tight, resulting in the fabric straining at the buttons, and forming a gap. This allows friends, family, and/or the general public to have a glimpse of your side-boob.
"Oh man! That girl should really put a sweater on."

"Why?"

"Because she's totally gap-flashin' the entire coffee shop!"
by america's cynic January 27, 2010
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flash

sucky software developed by macromedia/adobe
Also: see fail
wtf??! where did that random line come from? god i hate flash
by heffer101 March 10, 2008
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man flashes

when a man starts to sweat profusely and feels very warm for no apparent reason. This is the inverse of hot flashes which is only felt by women who are post menopausal
Either I'm getting man flashes or the AC temperature in here needs to be turned down.
by Jakuh May 26, 2009
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