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farker

The term "Fark" as used to replace the word "fuck" in forums that frowned up the use of curse words was a long time before anyone decided to name a news blog with the term. Drew Curtis, as brilliant as the individuals who support his web site may think he is, openly states this as the reason for naming his site that in the first place which might I add was originaly a URL that went to a picture of a squirrel with enlarged testicles.
In closing, I simply don't think that a word should be given an alternate meaning simply on the whim of a few bloggers looking for wider recognition and more page hits for their favorite web masters limited liability corporation.
by camarugala October 20, 2003
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farmer

adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting
Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!

Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep

Man: You're so farmer!


or

Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.
by SrishtiRulesTheWorld February 25, 2009
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Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
by sl3m4y March 29, 2010
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The Hungry Farmer

During sexual intercoarse, the female is in the reverse jackhammer position facing away from her partner. The male then leans back slowly as if sitting in a chair and defecates in the females mouth.
"So i was jackhammering my girlfriend last night right, then we reversed and I pulled the hungry farmer."
by Ballsack McPeachy April 23, 2009
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Farmers Tan

An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.
I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.
by JBuck December 2, 2013
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tit farmer

someone who uses their breast to run a farm
john: how did you grow that so big?
hannah: used me tits
greg: you are a tit farmer
by Robin March 10, 2005
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melon-farmer

A man who's into women with large breasts.
Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!
by Biggerslol August 30, 2010
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